So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.
All hail the chocolate milk chicken.
walking into the wrong class
THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
When you’re short and people pat your head.
This is Davesprite, he is Dave from an alternate doomed timeline, AKA not the Alpha timeline
This is Dave from the Alpha timeline, he is Alpha Dave
This is Dirk’s Bro from the Post-Scratch universe, he is not Alpha Dave, he’s post-scratch Dave.
This has been a PSA.
"your wings are too big"
when u start liking the antagonist
The best ever episode of catfish
HIGHLY INAPROPRIATE FREEZER LANGUAGE
A city where the artist would not fear the censor. Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality. Where the great would not be constrained by the small.