The FANTASY is never FINAL


notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.


jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED


fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective


BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING


erichmcbrian:

pikarar:

When you’re short and people pat your head.

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posted 2 days ago via katahoula · © pikarar with 22,081 notes

PSA

charlesoberonn:

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This is Davesprite, he is Dave from an alternate doomed timeline, AKA not the Alpha timeline

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This is Dave from the Alpha timeline, he is Alpha Dave

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This is Dirk’s Bro from the Post-Scratch universe, he is not Alpha Dave, he’s post-scratch Dave.

This has been a PSA.


lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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militarise:

when u start liking the antagonist 

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hamsfreth:

LOUD TRAIN NOISES

hamsfreth:

LOUD TRAIN NOISES

posted 2 days ago via bara-dirk · © hamsfreth with 1,057 notes

mainsstream-teenss:

The best ever episode of catfish



tentacuddles:

Comfort food.


aofvoid:

HIGHLY INAPROPRIATE FREEZER LANGUAGE

aofvoid:

HIGHLY INAPROPRIATE FREEZER LANGUAGE


A city where the artist would not fear the censor. Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality. Where the great would not be constrained by the small.

posted 2 days ago via katahoula · © eliazbeth with 3,365 notes

Track Title: I'm not scared....AAAHH

Artist: PewDiePie

th3w33pingang3lsir:

every video